1. Letting themselves get out of shape.
If you’ve ever watched The Biggest Loser and questioned the contestants desire, based on their struggles — you’ve never been out of shape. You’ll find that the rumors are true, and your metabolism moves slower than a snail at the…
i have no problems with callin my girl and saying “aye i’m broke, put some money in my account”
i believe in equality and all that jazz and seeing as a nigga gon def do that for you, best believe you gon do it for me
the moment i notice your tone changed or you hit me with a wrong look because i’m expecting you to hold me down like i do for you, consider yourself single
we ain’t about to be selective with this progressive shit, nah
Brown/Black parenting. Shes a fucking ninja with that chancleta.
The GIF where the chancleta went around the two girls she didn’t want and got the one she did.
I CANNOT!!! LMAO!
My mother. Holy shit.
This is my black Momma.
African mothers do this frequently.
One time my mom did it to me WITH MY OWN SLIPPER THO.
Like African mothers don’t give a fuck. The shame is two times more when you get your ass beat with your own shoes.
And running just makes that shit worse. They will wait you out and beat that ass swift!
Yoooo I never ran but my brother did. That nigga was BRAVE son.
But mom caught his ass.
Man…she tore that ass up.
Lmao god damn.